THE MISFITS : DEBT AND DECEPTION

FIFTY GRAND. ONE DEADLINE. ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD OPTIONS.

Hector Peculiar rules London’s drug trade from a penthouse, in a white suit, with a whisky in his hand. He doesn’t forgive debts, and he doesn’t forget a face. When Irish gambler Sean O’Brien runs up a £50,000 bill, the job of collecting it lands on Rodriguez, a scruffy, perpetually terrified Brazilian who just wants to open a kebab shop.

Rodriguez has a few hours to get the money. What he’s up against:

A charming con man who’d sell his own mother for a stake at the roulette table
A sharp-tongued Scouse working girl with her own agenda and a very good right hook
Killa and his Yardies, who are owed thirty grand and have no sense of humour
A boss who has already picked out the wall in Madame Tussaud’s
From the casinos of Knightsbridge to the abandoned docks of Limehouse, from a stolen Astra to a night bus, everything goes wrong, and fast. When the “pure gear” turns out to be baking powder, nobody is safe and nobody is innocent.

A fast, filthy, laugh-out-loud London crime comedy for fans of Guy Ritchie, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and anyone who’s ever wished they’d just opened that kebab shop.

Contains strong language, violence and adult humour.